YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
So the media production teacher at my school is trying to get Will Ferrell to chaperone our senior ball, and surprisingly, the story has been getting around really quickly. Quite a few sites have put up articles about it already.
Let’s make this happen.
A picture of what they’ll look like together chaperoning prom, courtesy of Mr. Cochran